I’m going to accept this senior citizen discount without being offended
— I was up relatively early this morning, wanted to get an early start at the office, and didn’t feel like cooking myself breakfast. I decided some fast food was in order. I had a coupon for Burger King, but they don’t open until 6 am. I guess their target demographic isn’t people who work for a living. In Phoenix, if you’re serious about serving workers breakfast, you open at 5 or earlier.